Pet me, pet me.
Right here, right behind the ear. Oh that's good. Don't stop. Under the chin, oh yessss. Keep going. Keep.... okay, that's enough.
Jumps off lap, shakes herself vigorously to let loose hair fly. Rubs herself down along side of chesterfield to get rid of more hair then turns around to deal with the other side.
Jumps back up on lap.
Pet me, pet me. [Pulls hand toward forehead with paws.]
Right there, on top of my head. Oohh, that's lovely. Here, let me give you a hug and drape as much of my hot, heavy, furry body around you as possible in gratitude.
Oh dear, is that a bead of sweat I see?
Let me get that for you. And there's more. I'll just lick it all off, shall I? Move your arm a bit and let me in.
What? What did I do?
Pet me. Pet me.
Not there. Oh, nevermind. I'll just go back to bed and sleep for a bit.